I am in search of a programming language with the below characteristics:

1. it has existing, large and supportive/helpful community
2. it has consice syntax
3. it's fast
4. it can create standalone apps with no dependencies, totally portable and compatible with windows
5. I can easily set event listeners of almost anything
6. I can easily do automatically every action possible
7. has as extensive as possible ready-to-use commands list
8. works easily with winxp, win com, firefox, etc api

for example, I want to detect that I have clicked a specific button in a webpage in firefox or in a third-party app in windows: I want to do this easily, not with writing 100 lines of code